I'm working away trying to put product on the shelves when this guy walks in the store and asks if I'm the one in charge here. Since I was the only employee on the floor I said yes, thinking that he had some sort of return issue or something. Then he starts in with his spiel. He asks me if I'm a friendly person (since I was at work I said yes, because they pay me to be friendly). Then he tells me that he's doing a fund raiser for SDSU athletics and asks me if I ever had to sell anything. I said yes, and then he busts out this beat up laminated brochure with magazine titles in it. I've seen this fundraiser before. People always use the same opening line and format, the pitch just changes. But schools don't use it. It's generally for a spring break trip or something like that.
I politely listened to this guy talk (while still working) even though we have a no soliciting sign in the window. I told him that I wasn't interested, but thank you and expected him to say thanks anyway and leave the store. No such luck. He goes on to say a bunch of stuff aimed at making me feel like a bad person for not buying his magazines. He asked me if I've ever bought anything from a fundraiser before and I said yes, of course I had and then he said "what, so you just don't want to help out college students?" I told him no and just looked at him for a minute. So then he says "what? You're looking at me all..." I told him that I didn't appreciate being guilt tripped. He told me that he wasn't guilt tripping me. I looked at him and said "this is my place of business." He gets all pissed off and says "now that was rude" and storms off. As he's leaving he yells "the other girl who works here was nice, she bought something and told me to come back by (which isn't true) but she didn't tell me that you were a bitch. Then he yells and you call yourself a Christian. Then it apparently occurred to him that I had never said anything about my religion because he hesitated and said "go to church!"
If I had thought about it at the time I would have called mall security on him, but I didn't. My boss was not pleased with him when she came back from her break and I told her what happened. Why are people such jerks?